If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art of putting them in.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
-- Dilbert
Because light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be intelligent, until you hear them speak.
Person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt person doing it.
-- Confucius
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
-- Mark Twain
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
If you must argue, remember that it is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
-- Dilbert
The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish he will buy an ugly hat. And if you talk about fish to a starving man then you are a consultant.
-- Dilbert
If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
-- Dilbert
Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
-- Dilbert
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
-- Dilbert
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
There is never a right way, only a better way.
Nothing is impossible for people who don't have to do it themselves.
There are 2 kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.
-- Indira Gandhi
Prostitutes are also customer-focused and market-driven.
-- Kevin McCurle
Some problems don't go away until people retire.
The most serious idleness is to be busy about things that do not matter.
-- Chinese proverb
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
-- Mario Andretti
Speed, quality, price. Pick any two.
-- James M. Wallace
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
-- Dilbert
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
-- Dilbert
One “oh shit” can erase a thousand attaboys.
-- Dilbert
Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don’t feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don’t know).
-- Dilbert
When did ignorance become a point of view?
-- Dilbert
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK
How many times must a SD consultant dirty his shirt in just half a working day??
The magic number is 3!
eeeeeuuuuu what can i say ? :P
The magic number is 3!
eeeeeuuuuu what can i say ? :P
hello kitty hell
we're 'introduced' to this special hell by mr yap.
misery of one husband who's trapped in deepest hell of hello kitty
http://www.kittyhell.com/
btw, when we're toking 'bout hello kitty vibrator, somebody asked 'what is vibrator ?'.
only to realize the answer 1.5 hour later.... *faintz*
misery of one husband who's trapped in deepest hell of hello kitty
http://www.kittyhell.com/
btw, when we're toking 'bout hello kitty vibrator, somebody asked 'what is vibrator ?'.
only to realize the answer 1.5 hour later.... *faintz*
What is the nearest distance to 7-Eleven?
A. along the service road to carpark right next to the Pioneer Mall?
B. 1 HDB block away?
Ans: B.
B. 1 HDB block away?
Ans: B.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
KL trip
lai ba ... lai ba.. ringgit sgd rupiah oso can
one.. two.. thre...
how many more ?
hiakz bang, burst lah..
eeerieee
concentrate n pray that no ghost disturb us.. we're the last one... really really last.. nobody around n it's very dark outside the room
our aquarium taken at nite.. c the thre statues behind.. it's for our protection... got asset number hor
i on the light at the back to see the granpa clock, the office very eerie, got rustle2 sounds but when i approached.. silent..... very quiet....
Let There Be Light!
Fascinating encounters during migration! Working late night here is no joke... It is almost complete darkness when you step into the carpark. The team have scary encounters with "things" aka floating head! haha!
Also, power outage during data catchup at night! The office was plunge into total darkness and everyone was looking for their handphones to use as torch. You hear screams of horror because data that was entered halfway was lost.
Also, power outage during data catchup at night! The office was plunge into total darkness and everyone was looking for their handphones to use as torch. You hear screams of horror because data that was entered halfway was lost.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
useful/less knowledge
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our noseand ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u).
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a fullmoon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our noseand ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u).
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a fullmoon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
sooo quieettt
how come nobody blog here ? :O
hvn been to ulu place for couple of weeks.. gonna go there next tuesday ;)
hvn been to ulu place for couple of weeks.. gonna go there next tuesday ;)
Monday, January 28, 2008
Lust, Cautions
i've just watched the unrated version... DVD... unrated hor..
of course a lot of fast forward lol
really can see tony leung's balls, not only butt :))
btw... for u hu has watched.. wot's wif the armpit hairs :O
reminds me of some ladies in Szn.. tank top, armpit hairs..
those words are not supposed to be used in the same context, but... :O
of course a lot of fast forward lol
really can see tony leung's balls, not only butt :))
btw... for u hu has watched.. wot's wif the armpit hairs :O
reminds me of some ladies in Szn.. tank top, armpit hairs..
those words are not supposed to be used in the same context, but... :O
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
We accept Visa and Master
new sign here :O
can use visa n master to buy tonnes of metals :O
imagine bring ur own truck lorry collect hug piles of metal bars.. then takeout visa ... kaachingggg...
drive ur own truck back n cut metal to make ur own laundry poles or ashtray..
or is this sign for the canteen food ??? :O
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
stress ? or just crappy ?
some of the topics we discussed these days:
1. y men nid to adjust shirt after peeing ? n do gals wash hands after peeing ?
2. y cats made out at 2.30 am in the morning n making so much noise ?
3. y only the female (cat?) making so much noise when ml ?
4. how to sit comfortably in the toilet for long, esp when the reading material so damn interesting ? all the way back ? at the brim ?
5. y after marrieage ppl dun sing in the toilet ? (errr.. i seriously think it should b done in the shower.. but hey, hu am i to judge ??)
6. jrr tolkien books (lord of the rings) are not good toilet companion :O
7. how did jolin improve her 'assets' n isn't it painful for her to bounce wif 'em ?
8. what's the point having bath tub in master bathroom if u dun like to wet it and prefer to use guest bathroom at all time ?
9. where exactly do u supposed to tap ez-link or any other security card ? lcd ? keypad ?
10. dog hv different meh ? all dogs the same mah, only different sizes :O
11. can two black dogs have yellow colour puppies ?
12.....
lot of ppl say i'm very crappy but u'll b surprised to noe that out of the above only two really started by me :O
boss, i think the team stress leh.. either too much sunlight (during alpha project, never see sun :O), or too little junk food (can't really store junks in the project room)... how ?
1. y men nid to adjust shirt after peeing ? n do gals wash hands after peeing ?
2. y cats made out at 2.30 am in the morning n making so much noise ?
3. y only the female (cat?) making so much noise when ml ?
4. how to sit comfortably in the toilet for long, esp when the reading material so damn interesting ? all the way back ? at the brim ?
5. y after marrieage ppl dun sing in the toilet ? (errr.. i seriously think it should b done in the shower.. but hey, hu am i to judge ??)
6. jrr tolkien books (lord of the rings) are not good toilet companion :O
7. how did jolin improve her 'assets' n isn't it painful for her to bounce wif 'em ?
8. what's the point having bath tub in master bathroom if u dun like to wet it and prefer to use guest bathroom at all time ?
9. where exactly do u supposed to tap ez-link or any other security card ? lcd ? keypad ?
10. dog hv different meh ? all dogs the same mah, only different sizes :O
11. can two black dogs have yellow colour puppies ?
12.....
lot of ppl say i'm very crappy but u'll b surprised to noe that out of the above only two really started by me :O
boss, i think the team stress leh.. either too much sunlight (during alpha project, never see sun :O), or too little junk food (can't really store junks in the project room)... how ?
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)